Clueless Token

We are Clueless — like everybody else.

Community-run meme energy. No roadmap, no stress, just good vibes and shared chaos.

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How to Buy

  1. Install a wallet (e.g., Phantom).
  2. Fund it with SOL.
  3. Open a DEX (e.g., Jupiter or Raydium).
  4. Paste the contract address and swap.
  5. Add the token to your wallet to track holdings.
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Token Address

Chain: Solana
Decimals: 9
Ticker: CLUELESS
Supply: 1,000,000,000

Support These Clueless Legends

Kind humor only ✅

They don’t know what they’re doing — and we love them for it.

#1
The Boss Who’s Just Guessing

Gives motivational speeches with no idea what the team does.

“Leadership is 80% confidence, 20% Google.”
#2
The Politician Who Thought It Was a Game Show

Won by accident, stayed by confusion.

“Democracy.exe has stopped responding.”
#3
The IT Guy With the Magic Restart Button

Doesn’t fix problems — just restarts them.

“If it works, don’t ask why.”
#4
The Intern Accidentally Running the Company

Forgot they were just “observing.”

“Promoted by accident, thriving by chaos.”
#5
The Driver Who Missed the Exit

Believes every wrong turn is divine guidance.

“This is a Shortcut.”
#6
The Home Chef With Zero Recipes

Thinks every ingredient is optional except salt.

“Seasoned with hope and panic.”
#7
The Crypto Bro Still HODLing

Explaining market crashes since 2021.

“Down 90%, but up in vibes.”
#8
The Teacher Who Can’t Find ‘Share Screen’

Educating through faith and lag.

“Can you guys see my slides?”
#9
The Gamer Perma-Stuck on Tutorial

Respawns to make the same mistake.

“Probably LAG.”
#10
The Guy Who Just Discovered TikTok

Sends reels like breaking news.

“Trendsetter… from 2020.”

Clueless Hall of Fame

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Eternal confusion. Infinite inspiration.

The Meeting That Could’ve Been an Email

Wasted time, built community.

“Agenda: none. Outcome: unclear.”
The AI That Still Writes Lorem Ipsum

Proof machines can be clueless too.

“Lorem ipsum but make it sentient.”
The Group Chat That Never Ends

3 messages = 47 notifications.

“Active since 2018. Purpose unknown.”
The HR Manager Scheduling a Meeting About Meetings

Organizational recursion at its peak.

“Next up: post-meeting recap meeting.”
The Customer Who Says “It’s Not Working”

Mystery level: expert.

“Error 404: Explanation not found.”
Nominate a Legend

Keep it kind. We celebrate effort, not embarrass people.

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